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DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED // DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED //

Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R28

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

ID: R28 — FORBES 30U30 2016 (ENTERPRISE)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

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FounderParker Conrad

Zenefits

HR Tech / Harvard

Forbes 2016ENTERPRISE

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

Built software that helped employees cheat insurance licensing exams. SEC fined them. Valued at $4.5B, sold for essentially nothing.

BUILT TOOL TO CHEAT EXAMSSEC FINECEO OUSTED$4.5B TO $0

Satirical Risk Score66 / 100

StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Funding raised$583M