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DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED // DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED //

Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R32

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

ID: R32 — FORBES 30U30 2018 (HEALTHCARE)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

uB

FoundersJessica Richman, Zac Apte

uBiome

Biotech / Oxford / Stanford

Forbes 2018HEALTHCARE

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

YC-backed gut microbiome startup. FBI raided their offices. Charged with insurance fraud. Turns out the company culture was toxic from the inside.

2 ON 30U30FBI RAIDED OFFICESINSURANCE FRAUDBIOTECH

Satirical Risk Score62 / 100

StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Funding raised$105M