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FoundersNathaneo Johnson, Sean Hargrow
Series
AI / Social / Yale
Forbes 2026SOCIAL MEDIA
Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.
A professional network inside iMessage where AI decides who should see your request. The founders are already selling the campus network, the seed is open, and the private-chef-at-the-office bit remains elite founder theater.
2 FOUNDERS ON 30U30YALE STUDENTSIMESSAGE SOCIAL GRAPH750+ CAMPUSES
Satirical Risk Score66 / 100
StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX
Funding raised$5.1M pre-seed