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DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED // DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED //

Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R13

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

ID: R13 — FORBES 30U30 2021 (ENTERPRISE)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

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FounderAlexandr Wang

Scale AI

AI Infrastructure / MIT (dropout)

Forbes 2021ENTERPRISE

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

Dropped out of MIT at 19 to pay humans pennies labeling data so AI can eventually replace them. Now worth $3.6B personally.

MIT DROPOUT AT 19THIEL FELLOW$29B VALUATIONYOUNGEST BILLIONAIRE

Satirical Risk Score85 / 100

StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Funding raised$1.6B+