Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R04

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX
ID: R04 — FORBES 30U30 2025 (FINANCE)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX
Shayne Coplan
FounderShayne Coplan

Polymarket

Crypto/Fintech / NYU (dropout)

Forbes 2025FINANCE

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

FBI raided his apartment in 2024. Still raised to a $9B valuation. Prediction markets — what could go wrong?

FBI RAIDED HIS APARTMENT$9B PREDICTION MARKETCOLLEGE DROPOUTCRYPTO ADJACENT
Satirical Risk Score76 / 100
StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX
Funding raised$100M+