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DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED // DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED //

Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R14

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

ID: R14 — FORBES 30U30 2015 (TECHNOLOGY)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

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FounderDylan Field

Figma

Design Software / Brown (dropout)

Forbes 2015TECHNOLOGY

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

Dropped out of Brown, got rejected by Adobe's antitrust lawyers, collected a billion-dollar breakup fee, then IPO'd at $71B. Ultimate design system.

THIEL FELLOW$20B ADOBE DEAL KILLED$1B BREAKUP FEEIPO $71B

Satirical Risk Score82 / 100

StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Funding raised$333M (pre-IPO)