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DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED // DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED //

Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R17

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

ID: R17 — FORBES 30U30 2020 (TECHNOLOGY)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Co

FoundersScott Wu, Steven Hao, Walden Yan

Cognition (Devin)

AI / —

Forbes 2020TECHNOLOGY

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

Promised an AI software engineer. Delivered an intern that watched a YouTube tutorial. Fixed 13.86% of issues — but raised $175M.

MISLEADING DEMOIOI GOLD MEDALISTS$10.2B IN 18 MONTHSAI ENGINEER HYPE

Satirical Risk Score77 / 100

StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Funding raised$175M+