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DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED // DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED //

Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R40

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

ID: R40 — FORBES 30U30 2018 (CONSUMER TECH)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Bo

FounderPaul McDonald

Bodega

Consumer / Retail / —

Forbes 2018CONSUMER TECH

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

Named his vending machine startup 'Bodega' to replace actual bodegas. The internet was not amused. Company shut down.

CULTURAL BACKLASHNAMED AFTER BODEGASSHUT DOWNTONE DEAF

Satirical Risk Score52 / 100

StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Funding raised$2.5M