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DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED // DEEP WATCH — PHIA: FIRST IT COPIED THE PAGE, THEN IT CLAIMED THE SALE // TWO REPORTED EXTENSION INCIDENTS // IRL: $170M FEDERAL INDICTMENT // BITCLOUT: CASES DISMISSED // FRANK: 85 MONTHS // SBF: 25 YEARS // TERRAFORM: 15 YEARS // KALDER: SENTENCING WATCH // DELVE: 493 ALLEGED COPY-PASTE AUDITS // ELLISON: RELEASED // NIKOLA: PARDONED //

Classification: Satirical Index / Company File

Evidence File / R36

Updated: July 19, 2026Status: SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

ID: R36 — FORBES 30U30 2026 (DEFENSE)SATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Ae

FounderNaweed Tahmas

Aeon

Defense Tech / —

Forbes 2026DEFENSE

Satire only — pattern matching ≠ prediction. This score is fictional.

Most 20-somethings build chatbots. This one builds shoulder-launched AI missiles. 'Move fast and break things' hits different in defense.

AI MISSILESARMY CONTRACTSDEFENSE STARTUPUNDER 30

Satirical Risk Score57 / 100

StatusSATIRICAL RISK INDEX

Funding raised$18.6M